A LONG TIME AGO....
Geraldine: hello
Me: hi
You missed a call from Geraldine.
You missed a call from Geraldine.
Me: Hi
Geraldine: wat do u do now?
Me: I work on my aunt and uncle's vaporater farm.
Geraldine: i see, it gerat
Me: Not really. He just brought on a couple of more workers this season. If they work out i'm hoping he'll let me apply to the academy.
Geraldine: nice
Me: Can you alter time, speed up harvest or teleport me off this rock? lol
Geraldine: hahaha, i wish i can do that
Me: then it looks like i'm going nowhere
Geraldine: u are welcome here
Me: I wish. It's late, i'm in for it as it is!
Geraldine: hahaa
Me: I think the droids we bought might be stolen.
Geraldine: hahaha are u arried?
Me: No
Geraldine: ur age?
Me: 19
Geraldine: ohh, to young
Me: Yeah, I get that a lot: young Skywalker this, kid that, the boy… Everyone thinks i'm too young except for Yoda who thinks I'm too old.
Geraldine: hahaha me is 25 thats y u are younger to me
Me: Biggs was right, I'm never gonna get off this planet.
Geraldine: hahaha gudluck
Me: Ben told me where he's from there's no such thing as luck. But my uncle say he’s just a crazy old wizard. Could you play back that message one more time?
Geraldine: wat?
Me: what message? Threepio just said, "The one you're hiding in your rusty innards. lol He's gay, I think. He can be bitchy.
SEPT 15